plz talk dirty to me
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
BRING THE BAGELS
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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