Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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