On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My vagina is very pro this idea
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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