He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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