She announced her abortion via fbk
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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