Already got asked if we're dating
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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