i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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