So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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