Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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