You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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