I didn't shave. On purpose
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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