id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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