Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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