Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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