Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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