oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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