But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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