you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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