They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
