i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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