I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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