But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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