The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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