Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize