Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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