so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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