I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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