i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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