i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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