youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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