Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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