I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We had sex on a dog bed..
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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