the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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