Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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