FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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