Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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