I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
