I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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