The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
you never un-have a 4some
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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