you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Randomize
