Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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