You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I will pee on everything he values.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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