if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Welp...herpes.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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