Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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