Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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