Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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