question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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