Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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