Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
