I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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