I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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