I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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