slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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