i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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