belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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